Dear lovely followers, I wrote a poem explaining the blog’s status for the next few days.

Anonymous asked: please update the blog, ive been trying to get my friend to follow but she's seen everything on here already

Sorry, I’ve been uber busy because my exams are next week. I’ll try and post something soon.

Anonymous asked: to submit can you just use the ask box?

Sure! I really don’t care which you use.

Weightless by All Time Low

I’ve decided that when I have my first child, my husband and I will speak only in British accents for the first years of my child’s life until his speech is fully developed. Then, randomly, we’ll talk normally and he’ll be super confused, and so will his friends. They’ll be like “Hey! You’re new! You have a British accent! Are you from Britain?” And he’ll be like, “No.” and then they’ll ask “Oh, so your parents are British?” and he’ll just stand there like :|